<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135468559564875162</id><updated>2011-04-21T17:36:49.319-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Hoosier Hyperbole</title><subtitle type='html'>Stab and twist until the stupid is dead.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hoosierhyperbole.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/135468559564875162/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hoosierhyperbole.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>toolow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12873852165200768095</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/scott47203/1176798822959.png'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135468559564875162.post-7946582831921127978</id><published>2007-10-12T04:27:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-11-07T13:10:43.246-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>"You’ve probably heard some variation on the Rabbi joke: an elderly Rabbi, or perhaps a wizened old Zen monk, is trying to calm down an over-excited student.  The student, you see, has just realized that almost everything they percieve is an illusion that only exists inside their own heads, and they’re understandably freaked out.  The implications are horrifying: does that mean that everything is just a vast hologram and none of it’s real?  Do we ever truly experience reality?  How can we be truly conscious in a --&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- at which point the Zen Rabbi leans over and punches the student square in the nose, hard and fast." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~ thirtyseven&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Visit the links below to learn more about Uncle Humpasaur.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/135468559564875162-7946582831921127978?l=hoosierhyperbole.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/135468559564875162/posts/default/7946582831921127978'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/135468559564875162/posts/default/7946582831921127978'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hoosierhyperbole.blogspot.com/2007/10/youve-probably-heard-some-variation-on.html' title=''/><author><name>toolow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12873852165200768095</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/scott47203/1176798822959.png'/></author></entry></feed>
